mugglebornheadcanon:

1844. Legend says that a few muggleborn students were caught with a fully magical version of Cards Against Humanity that is still hidden somewhere in the Lost and Found.

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mugglebornheadcanon:

1878. Muggleborns bewitching hair elastics not to stretch and break

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1888. One muggleborn first year starts singing ‘Kiss the Girl’ during the lake ride and all the other muggleborns join in as the background singers while the purebloods are confused but entertained by the catchy song.

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mugglebornheadcanon:

1907.Muggleborns talking the house elves into letting them bake cookies in the kitchen like they used to at home, and enchant the ovens to bake them just like their mum does.

mugglebornheadcanon:

1916.Muggleborns with depression using spells to enchant their teddy bears to hug them back and to help them through things when their friends just don’t understand.

mugglebornheadcanon:

1964. After the Battle of Hogwarts a young muggleborn whose parents are therapists is appalled at the lack of professional mental and emotional care at the school and goes on to study psychotherapy in the muggle world and becomes the first official therapist at Hogwarts.

mugglebornheadcanon:

1982. Muggleborns using their wands for laser tag through the dark hallways at night before curfew. Teams are by houses, and they enchant their clothes before hand to glow with their house colors (that go out for a minute when shot). The game runs until everyone is chased out of the hallways at curfew. Extra points for hitting their home bases (entrances to the common rooms).

mugglebornheadcanon:

2001. A howler being opened.

‘I’M TOO HOT’

Pause. And all the muggleborns know what to do.

‘HOT DAMN. CALL THE PO-LICE AND A FIREMAN.’

Soon everyone’s dancing and singing, even the extremely confused purebloods.

mugglebornheadcanon:

2072. Muggleborns introducing Hagrid to How to Train your Dragon, and him falling in love with it, and even goes into a muggle shop in order to find and buy the sequel.

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I miss my friends.
This stupid anxiety is getting worse and worse and apparently I keep saying things that don’t come out the way I intend and now everyone hates me.
Emotions are haywire ans my stupid eyes won’t stop leaking.
I miss my mum and just want things to go back to the way the u
seductive to be before I had this horrible condition that turned my life upside down.
It’s so unfair.

queerwalker:

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wifedupwithawifey:

cheshiretiffy:

pats-a-lats:

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

Holy shit.

This is honestly one of the best things that I’ve ever read.

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